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Jon Minus 9?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:34:00 -0400

Jon Minus 9?: Oh, we cannot help but love this all…just a tiny bit.

apsies: thedivineash:skunkmonkey: Awesome song: Pregnant Women...

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:39:32 -0400

thedivineash:skunkmonkey:

Awesome song: Pregnant Women are Smug.

It’s by Garfunkle and Oats, from LA. Check out their website, which has a bunch more songs.

I have so many pregnant friends who could be offended by this. But don’t be…BECAUSE IT’S SO FUNNY.

(inonemorehour) Stock up now.

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:00:56 -0400

(inonemorehour)

Stock up now.

Penelope Ann Miller welcomes baby girl

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:17:00 -0400

Penelope Ann Miller welcomes baby girl: Look, we aren’t against fertility drugs here at BBOA. ...

Baby's Weight Gain Tied to Later Obesity

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:43:00 -0400

Baby's Weight Gain Tied to Later Obesity: You know what we support? Not having a kid that you will...

"I GET THE GENERAL IDEA THAT HAVING KIDS IS BASICALLY LONG BOUTS OF TEDIOUSNESS INTERRUPTED..."

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 10:48:47 -0400

“I GET THE GENERAL IDEA THAT HAVING KIDS IS BASICALLY LONG BOUTS OF TEDIOUSNESS INTERRUPTED...

FOLLOW whythefuckdoyouhaveakid. NOW.

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:09:23 -0400

FOLLOW whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.

NOW.

Think having children will make you happy?

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:41:43 -0400

Think having children will make you happy?: psychotherapy: Over the past few decades, social...

Either There’s a Sale at the “Bucket Baby” Store, Or It’s Just...

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:17:00 -0400

Either There’s a Sale at the “Bucket Baby” Store, Or It’s Just Another “Neglectful Mothers Anonymous” Meeting

(thanks to G for the link!!)

Kids NOT Having Kids

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:49:00 -0400

Kids NOT Having Kids: That 13 year old boy in the UK isn’t the baby daddy. Wait, the mom is...

Finally! A Birthing Dress! crows Momlogic. You no longer have...

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:17:44 -0400

Finally! A Birthing Dress! crows Momlogic.

You no longer have to give birth in an ugly hospital gown. Now you can give birth in an adorable dress!

Makes sense to us — we know the first concern you will have when you’re about to shove an 8-pound human out into the world is how you look when you’re doing it.

Second concern, episiotomy. That, or the fact that you’re going to shit all over the place while you’re pushing.

But first — and most important, let’s face it — do you look cute?

We love Cake Wrecks and all the awesome stuff they have going on...

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:32:23 -0400

We love Cake Wrecks and all the awesome stuff they have going on over there. We love them even more for reminding us of another indignity of giving birth: the baby shower and those awful theme cakes. (Thanks to EJ for the heads up.)

10 Things To Do Before You Become A Parent

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 09:20:42 -0400

10 Things To Do Before You Become A Parent: (thanks to onlysubterranean: fishy: smartblonde)

stfuparents: I can’t figure out if I want to smack this guy...

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:10:28 -0400

stfuparents: I can’t figure out if I want to smack this guy across his face OR take him out, get him blind drunk, buy him a lap dance and remind him what it means to be a man. I’m guessing his friends feel the same way.

We at The Best Birth Control of All heartily applaud STFU Parents for their hard work on behalf of all those whose Facebooks are cluttered with boring-as-all-get-out updates about potties and poopies.

Well done.

Do you get migraines? Awesome. Get knocked up & have a stroke.

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 13:11:42 -0400

Do you get migraines? Awesome. Get knocked up & have a stroke.: Seriously, though. Migraines are...

If This Couple Can't Make It, What Makes You Think You Will?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:27:29 -0400

If This Couple Can't Make It, What Makes You Think You Will?

Jon Minus Nine

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:10:43 -0500

Jon Minus Nine: We know we should not relish the demise of any family, nor desire that 8 innocent...

Woman with two uteri gives birth to twins--one in each uterus.

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:38:43 -0500

Woman with two uteri gives birth to twins--one in each uterus.: Reader Raelynne tipped us off to...

Courtesy of Woot!, and brought to our attention by reader Amy...

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:38:43 -0500

Courtesy of Woot!, and brought to our attention by reader Amy B.:

According to the site, Nosefrida is a doctor recommended nasal aspirator that removes mucus from your child’s nose. It was invented in Sweden by Ear, Nose and Throat Specialists, and has been used by Swedish Moms and Dads for years.

According to us, THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.

Dealing with depression after pregnancy

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 09:25:35 -0500

Dealing with depression after pregnancy: Post partum depression is real and scary. It could not...