stfuparents: I can’t figure out if I want to smack this guy across his face OR take him out, get him blind drunk, buy him a lap dance and remind him what it means to be a man. I’m guessing his friends feel the same way.

We at The Best Birth Control of All heartily applaud STFU Parents for their hard work on behalf of all those whose Facebooks are cluttered with boring-as-all-get-out updates about potties and poopies.

Well done.