Seriously, though.

Migraines are linked to a higher risk of stroke, high blood pressure and blood clots in pregnant women, according to a new U.S. study based on data gathered from more than 18 million hospital discharges.

As a migraine sufferer, I applaud this recent study for giving me yet another reason to forego getting pregnant. 15 times the risk? For a screaming bundle of “joy”? No thanks. I’ll pass. Give me some hardcore triptans and a darkened room, and pass the spermicide, please.