elizabethanne: You have a child now.  One that is probably hungry or wants to be held.  You might want to take care of that shit instead of posting the video recording of your baby’s first hiccup on facebook.  Especially since the only person gives a fuck about watching your baby hiccup is you.  And this justifies my idea for putting birth control in the water and you have to pass a test like the SATs in order to be able to get preggers.  Some people should not, I repeat, SHOULD NOT give birth EVER because they are THAT stupid.

We at The Best Birth Control of All whole-heartedly concur.