I just stumbled across this amusing blog while researching the eating disorder Pica.  It is written by a labor & delivery nurse and filled with hilariously frightening anecdotes, including this:

“One of the relatively new (new to our unit, not the medical profession) docs was hanging out at the nurses station the other night telling stories from her previous practice in another state.

Apparently, one day she got a call from a new mom begging for the morning after pill.

You just delivered a baby 4 days ago, Dr. N told her, you shouldn’t be having sex.

Oh, we didn’t really have sex, the patient said, my husband did my armpit and it leaked down into my belly button…isn’t that a direct line to my uterus?

You’re probably safe, Dr. N told her. And then she laughed and she laughed.”

THERE ARE WOMEN OUT THERE WHO THINK THEY CAN BECOME PREGNANT VIA THEIR BELLY BUTTONS.  Also, there are people having armpit sex.