It’s the talk of the town: Mr. and Mrs. Ben Affleck have announced the name of their now ten-day-old infant daughter, (FINALLY, says The Boston Globe) and everyone has something to say. The Associated Press has ‘consulted its panel of baby-name gurus’ (who knew they employed such experts!) to ‘weigh in’, and Extra (you know, that Inside-Edition Access-Hollywood show) is asking its viewers to ‘vote’ (your options are ‘it’s lovely,’ ‘it’s odd,’ and ‘it’s lovely and odd’. PICK ONE.)

So it’s our turn to ask: How do you feel about Seraphina? And why the fuck does anyone care?

(Personally, we don’t give a good goddamn, but apparently people are running out of things to talk about lately, what with the news being so quiet. Makes sense.)