Jenny: Okay. Should we watch “Jon & Kate Plus 8” or “Seven Signs of the Apocalypse”?
Me: I’m cool with either. It’s up to you.
Jenny: Can we start with “The Apocalypse” and then switch to “Jon & Kate” when we get scared?“Jon & Kate…” - Waaaay scarier. You can see so much pain and fear in Jon’s blank-ass eyes. He’s too good a guy too attempt an escape from the pit of despair that he’s created with that miserable shrew of a woman, but instead of being all passive-aggressively cruel about it, he has instead decided to go the “robotic adhesion to her script” route.
ONCE AGAIN WE MUST REMIND YOU THAT JON & KATE PLUS 8 IS A MARVELLOUS FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL
