apsies: True Fact: When chatting with friends, you can’t beat a baby story. It’s not even worth trying. Suddenly you’re knee deep in vaginas, lactating boobs, colic and spit up and frankly…you don’t know how you got there. In that moment you could announce any number of things: you have an extra toe, your dog died yesterday, you think you’re having a heart attack, and nobody cares.

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