So remember how, in Juno, when she’s telling her parents that she went and got knocked up by that kid with the skinny chicken legs, she says something about having heartburn that’s radiating to her kneecaps? Well! She’d better not’ve taken any antacids for that heartburn, ‘cause according to Sweden’s Journal of Clinical & Experimental Allergy, taking anything at all to battle the killer heartburn could’ve predisposed her bastard child to asthma!

As though that kid didn’t have it hard enough already, what with being fictional and all.

Enjoy the above video of the opening credits of the movie mentioned at the beginning of this post.