Me: “Okay, let’s change your diaper and then we’ll eat lunch.”

Big G: “WANNA EAT A HOTDOG RIGHT NOOOOWWW.”

Me: “I understand, but hey, let’s change you so you’re not poopy.”

BG: “WANNA BE POOPY RIGHT NOOOOWWW.”

M: “…Yes, well, we’re changing you so you don’t sit in your poop during lunch.”

BG: “…Why changing me because I gonna sit in poop at lunch?”

M: “Because if you sit in your poop, your bottom will start to hurt. You’ll get a rash.”

BG: “WANNA HAVE A RASH RIGHT NOOOOWWW.”

The one redeeming factor in this situation: I love toddler syntax.