I can barely stand to sit at my desk for several hours a day. BED REST? Are you kidding?
Wow…ok, so clearly this is some craziness. But there are doctors out there that have some whack-a-doo theories. Do you want them all up in your hoo-ha?
Chemicals known as perfluorinated chemicals, which are pervasive in food packaging, pesticides, clothing, upholstery, carpets and personal care products, may delay pregnancy, a new study suggests.
Information courtesy of a study performed at UCLA’s School of Public Health, published in Human Reproduction.
THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT HANGING OUT AROUND DRY CLEANERS IS GOOD BIRTH CONTROL
Here at BBOA we whole heartedly believe in sterilization. Please see EXHIBIT A.
When researchers created a popularity name index for each name, they found that regardless of race, boys named Alec, Ernest, Ivan, Kareem, and Malcolm are associated with juvenile delinquency. And while these names are not the direct cause of criminal behavior, boys with uncommon names are treated differently by other kids, making it difficult for them to form healthy relationships. Also, kids with unpopular names are more prone to acting out because they consciously or unconsciously dislike their names.
“Bad Name = Bad Kid”, momlogic.com
The study is here: Adolescents with unpopular names more prone to committing crime.
DON’T BOTHER HAVING KIDS HONESTLY YOU’LL JUST MAKE THEM CRIMINALS
This … doesn’t need any commentary, really. Just watch.
This woman refuses to confirm she used fertility drugs. She had a LITTER OF HUMAN BEINGS. Octuplets! This is against nature, humanity and the laws of decency.
Infant mortality rates attributable to accidental suffocation and strangulation in bed have quadrupled since 1984.
Every little girl wants to be a Girl Scout at some point, yes? Well, we are sure you have heard by now that the boxes of cookies have gotten leaner this year; the economy has even impacted the Thin Mint. So when your little girl asks for a cute brownie uniform what she is really asking is to peddle lies and swindle unsuspecting consumers. You certainly don’t want to be part of that. Think before you procreate.
