October 2008
23 posts
Admit it: the chances of your signif other being... →
The United States is ranked 29th in the world in...
Tied with SLOVAKIA and POLAND.
Barack Obama Wins Kids Election →
It takes a hell of a lot of work to brainwash your kids to vote for the right candidate.
Even worse, they eventually get opinions of their own…and they could be wrong.
You can't even strap your naked baby to your bike... →
A 27-year-old Myrtle Beach man has been arrested...
Baby found alone in car at SC strip club Associated Press - October 16, 2008 8:05 PM ET
MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. (AP) - A 27-year-old Myrtle Beach man has been arrested after police say he left his infant daughter alone in a car in a strip club parking lot.
Police told WBTW-TV they found the girl’s father, Geoffrey Hale, inside DerriereÂ’s Mens Club smoking a cigarette and getting a lap...
Adventures in Pregnancy, Part VI
All my shirts are getting stains at the top of my belly. Things that miss my mouth land there instead of my lap. Plus I am eating round the clock so there are more opportunities for stains.
— Texalaskan Mama-To-Be
Baby Named Sarah McCain Palin →
Because many a marriage has been ruined over a baby name…
“Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to...”
– Elizabeth Stone.
[I’LL KEEP MY HEART WHERE IT IS THANKS. I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN HOW DIRTY “OUTSIDE” IS?]
baby showers are fucking intense
I went to a baby shower on Sunday, and that shit was crazy. I saw a grown-up woman take a fit because she didn’t win a door prize. I won a brooch from Talbots.
Han: Sometimes babies insist on being carried 1.3 miles when there is a perfectly fine stroller right in front of you which you must then push while carrying said baby.
Han: perchance
Han: good exercise for upper body? yes!
Han: exercise for upper body that you wanted? no!
“Pregnancy is a unique and stressful period for many expectant mothers and they...”
– Professor Chung-Hey Chen, leader of a study that showed that pregnant women are less stressed if they listen to lullabies and classical music.
Ugh. I’d rather listen to grindcore and, y’know, NOT BE PREGNANT.
Grr argh blurgh rackum frackum
If you have babies, one of them might grow up to be my sister. And who the fuck needs that?
My boyfriend's face when I told him how excited I...
was enough for me to swear up & down that I promise I won’t get knocked up